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# Fug The Date V: 9/02/10
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fug_the_date_v_90210-09-2010/
- Published: 2010-09-02T11:30:22.000Z
- Updated: 2010-09-01T22:29:15.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: Dialogues, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:27

STEVE: Hello, ladies. I'm sixteen. No, really, it's true. I know I have the patchy wisps of a thirty-something Hair Club client in a 'before' photo, but I promise you, I am sixteen where it counts.

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2010/09/93772_steve_brandon.jpg "93772_steve_brandon.jpg")

BRANDON: STEVE, buddy, what did I TELL YOU?STEVE: Relax, Brando, the ladies love the stamina of a young man.BRANDON: I meant the tank top, bro. It's like the test pattern before a film strip about how to become a steel mill worker who has a side gig drawing maps for World War II operations.STEVE: Lighten up, dude. Go date the bigot already so we can put all this behind us and move on.BRANDON: Steve, that's NEXT summer.STEVE: Oh. Shoot. Well, we have that to look forward to, then.