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# Fuga Longoria
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fuga-longoria-05-2013/
- Published: 2013-05-13T20:00:18.000Z
- Updated: 2013-05-13T17:20:27.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: Candids, not a shirt, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:35

This whole thing is terrible.

[![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/ffn_chp_longoria_eva_051313_51095685.xml "Eva Longoria")](https://gofugyourself.com/?attachment%5Fid=806571&ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

And I was going to blame it on the nighness of Cannes (also, *The Nighness of Cannes* sounds like a really awful book), which is always replete with wacky clothes. But then I realized Eva's entire Fug Madness candidacy this year was based on her making very questionable choices with both black and the sheers, so essentially, I guess this is just Eva Longoria following her instincts. I would expound on depressing that is, but while typing, I saw the commercial for Old Navy that features Boys II Men bastardizing "I'll Make Love To You" to be about white jeans and I think it blew a fuse in my brain. \[Photo: Fame/Flynet\]