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# Fugabetta Canalis
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fugabetta-canalis-01-2013/
- Published: 2013-01-24T16:00:16.000Z
- Updated: 2013-01-25T00:01:58.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: fugs, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:35

Apparently, Intern George's former paramour Elisabetta Canalis has debuted an underwear line.

[![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/ffn_canalis_elisabetta_sgp_012213_50996941.xml "Elisabetta Canalis ")](https://gofugyourself.com/fugabetta-canalis-01-2013/elisabetta-canalis-debuts-new-underwear-line-in-milan?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

Fairly standard-issue stuff, right? OR IS IT. Because, which perhaps is par for the course when you're selling intimates, we need to take a look at her crotch.

[![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/ffn_canalis_elisabetta_sgp_012213_50996942.xml "Elisabetta Canalis ")](https://gofugyourself.com/fugabetta-canalis-01-2013/elisabetta-canalis-debuts-new-underwear-line-in-milan-2?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

Is... are we SUPPOSED to be seeing this? WHAT are we seeing? Why are we playing peekaboo labia? Did her pants just rip from wantonly insisting upon standing with her legs at a 90 degree angle? Or are we supposed to think, "Hey, while we're here, let's check out her panties in action"?

And how do we think Intern George is feeling about all this right now? Well, let's see if we can suss it out.

[![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2013/01/159318393.jpg "13th Annual AFI Awards - Arrivals")](https://gofugyourself.com/fugabetta-canalis-01-2013/13th-annual-afi-awards-arrivals-4?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

1. Barely concealed wincing and attempts to avoid eye contact.

[![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2013/01/159272928.jpg "18th Annual Critics' Choice Movie Awards - Backstage And Audience")](https://gofugyourself.com/fugabetta-canalis-01-2013/18th-annual-critics-choice-movie-awards-backstage-and-audience-4?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

1. Profound amusement

[![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2013/01/159270505.jpg "18th Annual Critics' Choice Movie Awards - Backstage And Audience")](https://gofugyourself.com/fugabetta-canalis-01-2013/18th-annual-critics-choice-movie-awards-backstage-and-audience-3?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

1. A wicked slow-clap

[![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/154498652.xml "26th Anniversary Carousel Of Hope Ball - Presented By Mercedes-Benz - Show")](https://gofugyourself.com/fugabetta-canalis-01-2013/26th-anniversary-carousel-of-hope-ball-presented-by-mercedes-benz-show-2?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

1. The old "Ehhh, what did we really THINK was going to happen?!?" reaction

[![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/154490319.xml "26th Anniversary Carousel Of Hope Ball - Presented By Mercedes-Benz - Arrivals")](https://gofugyourself.com/fugabetta-canalis-01-2013/26th-anniversary-carousel-of-hope-ball-presented-by-mercedes-benz-arrivals-3?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

1. The "PUT IT AWAY"

[![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2013/01/140006361.jpg "84th Annual Academy Awards - Arrivals")](https://gofugyourself.com/fugabetta-canalis-01-2013/84th-annual-academy-awards-arrivals-61?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

1. The "Whoa whoa whoa she is not my responsibility anymore" hand

[![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2013/01/137871164.jpg "64th Annual Directors Guild Of America Awards - Show")](https://gofugyourself.com/fugabetta-canalis-01-2013/64th-annual-directors-guild-of-america-awards-show?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

1. Deepest distress on an existential level

You decide.

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