Lindsay Lohan

I love the shoes. I like the outfit. The softer hair is good with it. But her skin tones are all over the place, her makeup is strange, her hair COLOR is ombre, and she seems to be half-asleep, as if dragged from her sick bed in a NyQuil stupor.

Lindsay Lohan

See? Something's just not connecting. Also, her cheeks still look... cheeky. And the makeup around her forehead and eyebrows does not seem to be the same shade as elsewhere, so her face has a slightly dirty look to it.

Lohan

See? Dirtyface. It's so weird.

Lohan

Is this angle less weird? I'm trying to find the benefit of the doubt here. I really am. It's an elusive little scamp.

Lohan

OMG. PEOPLE. BLEND HER MAKEUP AROUND HER EYES. It's making me insane now. It's all I can see. Well, I can see the shoes too, and I still want them.

Lohan

Oops. It saw me. Shoot. Now what do I do?

Fugbie: Fully Fugged (Sort of)

This is the part where things get unfair. Because you know if Emma Stone wore this, or Mila Kunis, or Jennifer Lawrence, or even Gwyneth, we'd likely full-on love it (with a small aside that it might be too short). But there's more to playing it well than just zipping up a dress. This is somebody who is not wearing her clothes; she just happens to have them on her body. Not the same thing. And none of it yet allays my fears that this Elizabeth Taylor movie is going to be a furious nightmare. [Photos: Getty, WENN]