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# Fugbourne Cup
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fugbourne_cup110210-11-2010/
- Published: 2010-11-02T10:00:27.000Z
- Updated: 2011-05-02T07:00:03.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: fugs, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:27

She's at the Melbourne Cup, a racing event much like Royal Ascot in the sense that hats are pretty much a requirement, but leave it to Brynne Gordon-Edelsten -- a hot contender to replace the Peldons as GFY mascot -- to teach everybody else's hat a lesson.  

![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2010/11/96231_106430750.jpg "Celebrities Attend Emirates Melbourne Cup Day")

I'm not sure what I appreciate more: The seasonally thematic pumpkin-spice leg tan, the paramecia on her dress, or the hat that's just a few innards shy of a live peacock taking roost in her hair. I suspect more than a few winged beasts in the air around Melbourne are circling overhead and whispering to each other, "I could tap that."