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# Fugbrella
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fugbrella-2-10-2012/
- Published: 2012-10-02T15:00:45.000Z
- Updated: 2012-10-01T22:18:37.000Z
- Author: Jessica  
- Tags: Candids, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:31

Riddle me this, Batfugs:

![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2012/10/84758pcn_rihanna04.jpg "Pop superstar Rihanna seen wearing a silk pyjama style matching shirt and trousers combination while leaving Jay-Z's party held at the Barclays Center, New York")

If Rihanna is wearing this at 24, what is left for her to wear when she's 84 and living in Boca? If she's blowing this now, she's only got a muumuu left in her back pocket to sport out on the lanai with Aged Katy Perry (who will just be wearing a bathrobe and curlers). Everyone knows you can't blow your Old Lady Lanai Wear too young, or it loses all impact. Think of the future, Rihanna. You don't want to be forced to wear, like, surgical scrubs or a prison jumpsuit as an old because you already blew your aged wad. Hold something back for your golden years. You'll thank me later.