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# Fugchella: Finally Over
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fugchella-finally-over/
- Published: 2012-04-24T15:00:45.000Z
- Updated: 2012-04-23T20:16:06.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:30

## Penn Badgley

![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2012/04/76703pcn_zoe13.jpg)

If I never hear the phrase "loved up" again, by the way, it will be too soon. EVERY SINGLE CAPTION of any male and female pairing at Coachella, assuming they were touching and/or believed to be a couple, captioned as them being "loved up," no matter who they are or what they were doing -- in this case, walking without looking at each other nor talking. So is "loved up" now basically slang for, "Hey, look, these two people are probably having sex later, assuming they don't pass out first from having been outside all day in the sun"? I hate it. It has loved up my last nerve. Kind of like his hair, in general.

## Emma Roberts

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/04/76698PCN_Emma08.jpg)

SHIRT WHAT. It's... I... MALFUNCTION. Did Auntie Julia's kids make that tube top for her in art class? Because if you told me it was made of an old rag, some beads, and maybe some uncooked pasta, I'd believe you.

## JoJo

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/04/76699PCN_Jojo02.jpg)

This is going to get shouty, y'all: HER POCKETS HAVE MORE FABRIC THAN THE REST OF THE SHORTS DO. SINCE WHEN ARE POCKETS USED AS MODESTY PATCHES. OMG. KIDS TODAY. ETC.

## Katy Perry

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/04/76690PCN_Perry13.jpg)

Do you think that guy on the left knew he was being accidentally papped? Because I think that is a Tyra Banks booty tooch right there. She may recruit him for when the show is forced to break down and do a guy season. Also: Katy looks completely normal here compared to almost every other yokel we've featured in various Coachella slideshows, so hooray.

## Paris Hilton

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/04/76697PCN_Paris09.jpg)

Gee, do you think Paris is enjoying dating a DJ who gives her an excuse to prance around again and dislocate her hip for photographs?

## Paris Hilton

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/04/76617PCN_Hilton11.jpg)

NAH. She hates attention.

## Rosie Huntington-Whiteley

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/04/76618PCN_Whiteley09.jpg)

See, the booties might not be super practical, but whatever. The lesson is: It IS POSSIBLE to dress like an actual human being at Coachella. Well done, Rosie. Now go get loved up somewhere. Everyone else is.

[Fugchella: Finally OverFor those of you wondering what's up with Penn Badgley's hair lately, the answer is... itself. \[Photos: Pacific Coast News, FameFlynet\]![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2012/04/76703pcn_zoe13.jpg)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fugchella-finally-over-04-2012/)