Nicole Scherzinger

Something about this ensemble is very S&M Tic-Tac-Toe.

Nicole Scherzinger

And now there seem to be some glitter patches on the skirt in random places. The waist one, I get -- it's where a belt would be -- but what's with the others? Pockets? Fancy emery patches?

Nicole Scherzinger

That off-center leather thing on her collar looks like a leash. And the boob patch looks like... a boob patch. Seriously. It's like her breast wants to be a pirate, or someone walked up to her and slapped a depressed Post-It note to her nipple to remind her never to wear this again. Here's hoping it worked.

Fugcole Scherzingfug

Sometimes a facial expression is worth a thousand words. This one matches mine. And in this case, the thousand words it is expressing are all made up of strings of consonants and squiggles and some %% and the occasional @#** and I'm seriously considering whether this outfit has possessed me with a fashion devil because I'm suddenly speaking -- or, thinking -- in tongues. [Photos: Pacific Coast News]