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# Fugcome
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fugcome-gallery/
- Published: 2011-03-16T17:00:15.000Z
- Updated: 2011-03-15T22:55:37.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:27

## Emma Watson

![Emma Watson](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2011/03/emmawatson_spl257574_007.jpg)

It's all very poetic through Mario Testino's lens, I'm sure, but I keep waiting for a silent-movie-style card to pop up that says, "O NO! He ran off with mine pantaloons!"

## Emma Watson

![Emma Watson](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2011/03/emmawatson_spl257574_012.jpg)

"Je suis désolé! The pantaloon merchant is closed until tomorrow! What shall I do?"

## Emma Watson

![Emma Watson](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2011/03/emmawatson_spl257574_015.jpg)

"Get out, trouser tramp, and STAY OUT! We don't serve your kind in this bookstore."

## Emma Watson

![Emma Watson](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2011/03/emmawatson_spl257574_014.jpg)

"O WOE. I have good money to spend, but my treasonous thighs betray me with their nakedness!"

## Emma Watson

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2011/03/emmawatson_spl257574_008.jpg)

"Yeah, you know what? Fuck that noise. I'm'a take my shorts and my necktie and go find a cafe that DOES want to serve a girl who looks like a Catholic schoolgirl who's dropping out to compete in *Project Runway*. THE END, bitches. You've been served."

[FugcomeThis is Emma Watson, shooting a Lancome campaign in Paris -- excuse me, Lancôme; you know the hat over the O must matter because Emma is also wearing a hat. Synergy! However, I hope this ad looks better in motion, because in still frames she looks like the love child of Charlie Chaplin and Chloe Sevigny -- a child, in fact, that the world should rue does not exist, because THINK of the Fug Madness seedings. \[Photos: Splash News\]![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2011/03/emmawatson_spl257574_007.jpg)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fugcome/)