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# Fugcy
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fugcy-2-02-2011/
- Published: 2011-02-25T16:00:27.000Z
- Updated: 2011-02-25T05:51:42.000Z
- Author: Jessica  
- Tags: fugs, lace, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:30

DUDE. When I saw this in thumbnail size, I thought it was Dita von Teese:

[![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2011/02/109413585.jpg "Hollywood Domino Celebrates 4th Annual Gala With Special Performance By Seth Macfarlane - Red Carpet")](https://gofugyourself.com/fugcy-2-02-2011/hollywood-domino-celebrates-4th-annual-gala-with-special-performance-by-seth-macfarlane-red-carpet?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

But it's MICHELLE TRACHTENBERG.

Michelle. Girl. Please. You have like thirty years to become Dita von Teese. I just decided that I liked you again -- after *Mercy*, on which you were kind of great, and on which James van der Beek was TOTALLY great, and which I am really still sad was canceled. Now is not the time to DON A DISGUISE.