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# Fugday Night Fugball
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fugday-night-fugball-02-2012/
- Published: 2012-02-06T17:00:40.000Z
- Updated: 2012-02-06T06:51:35.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: fugs, Super Bowl, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:30

We already dealt with the regular-season main titles for Sunday Night Football, [in which Hill looks less human than like some kind of CGI'd replica of herself](https://gofugyourself.com/the-nfl-fugs-on-nbc-09-2011?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io). For the special Super Bowl opener yesterday, you'll be pleased -- in that wrinkly vexed way -- to know RoboFaith was back in action:

[![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2012/02/photo-11.jpg "Faith Hill")](https://gofugyourself.com/fugday-night-fugball-02-2012/photo-1-5?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

Apparently, the equation is Faith Hill + slinky pants - breathable fabrics x humanoid blurs. See? I knew I'd use math someday.

Check out the weirdo tailoring on her crotch, though:

[![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/02/photo-2.jpg "Faith Hill")](https://gofugyourself.com/fugday-night-fugball-02-2012/photo-2-8?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

Doesn't that look like a silver pistol jammed in her pants? It's like they weren't wide enough, and the designer was like, "Well, I was going to use this patch as part of a matching holster, but whatever, just slap that on the crotch and call them closed." It's also not the optimal place for your weirdo gun-enthusiast tailoring, unless you enjoy knowing that a nation is scrunching up its faces, staring at your nethers, trying to understand what they're trying to say, and wondering if your birth canal is a bullet factory for werewolf slayers.