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# Fugdigger: Kim Kardashian Goes Blonde
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fugdigger-kim-kardashian-goes-blonde-03-2015/
- Published: 2015-03-05T21:00:49.000Z
- Updated: 2016-11-10T01:35:46.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: Candids, Various Kardashians, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:41

"NO NO NO DON'T GIVE ME THE BLAME FOR THIS PLATINUM MAKEOVER THAT'S SO DAMN LAME, LIKE FLAT CHAMPAGNE OR ACID RAIN OR HOW MEAN HENRY II WAS TO ELEANOR OF AQUITAINE. I TOLD KIM GOING BLONDE MIGHT BLEACH HER BRAIN NOW I THINK SHE'S CATATONIC FROM THE SCALP PAIN. NOT THAT I WOULD KNOW HOW TO TELL THE DIFFERENCE THOUGH. OKAY FINE I MIGHT HAVE SAID, 'FIND YOUR BLISS, WHAT THE HECK, #NODISRESPECTTOBENAFFLECK AND I'M SORRY BECK.' BUT SHE PICKED THAT COLOR LIKE A CARD FROM A DECK AND NOW SHE LOOKS A WRECK AND I'M ALL, 'BLECH.'"

"AND WHEN IT'S ALL GONE TO SHIT WE GO TO OUR FAVORITE GAMBIT:

[![kim kardashian goes blonde](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/kim-kardashian-spl968128_001.xml "Kim Kardashian")](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/03/kim-kardashian-spl968128%5F001.jpg?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

"THIS ISN'T HELPING. I'MMA HURL. SHE LOOKS LIKE A REFRIED PAGE THREE GIRL. SHE'S LIKE JORDAN-SLASH-KATIE PRICE, AKA CRACKPOT SPICE, AND I THOUGHT IT'D LOOK NICE BUT I GAVE HER BAD ADVICE AND NOW HER HEAD IS LIKE A VISE PINCHING MY SOUL UNTIL I SCREAM TWICE AND BURY MYSELF IN A BOWL OF FRIED RICE. I THOUGHT I HAD SNAGGED THE BEST BUT SHE'S PUTTING IT TO THE TEST, SO STRAP IN AND GET READY: IT'S EXISTENTIAL CRISIS KANYE WEST."

\[PHOTOS: SPLASH\]