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# Fugdog Millionaire
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fugdog-millionaire-04-2012/
- Published: 2012-04-12T15:00:46.000Z
- Updated: 2012-04-12T04:23:01.000Z
- Author: Jessica  
- Tags: fugs, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:30

Oh, Freida Pinto -- whose name I just typed as "Freida Pinot," which is clearly a Freudian slip. Today has been annoying. I already need wine. My stupid computer is being stupid. Isn't Mercury Retrograde OVER, Fug Nation? WHY MUST I SUFFER?

[![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2012/04/142654225.jpg "NYLON Magazine 13th Anniversary Celebration - Arrivals")](https://gofugyourself.com/fugdog-millionaire-04-2012/nylon-magazine-13th-anniversary-celebration-arrivals?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

What was I saying? Oh, yes. Dear Freida Pinto: THIS LOOK IS NOT YOUR BRAND. Yes, it's a *Nylon* event, so you want to be a bit edgy. But this a) doesn't really fit, and b) has a car driving across your crotch. That look works for very few ladies, all of whom are attending the *4 Fast 4 Furiouser* premiere. As cater waiters. At the NASCAR bar (NASCARBAR). What would L'Oreal say?