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# Fugenthood
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fugenthood081310-08-2010/
- Published: 2010-08-13T10:00:41.000Z
- Updated: 2010-08-13T09:46:27.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:27

Dear God. This isn't even a hot mess; I feel like it's a lukewarm mess, sitting out on the dinner table, waiting for you to have time to get to it while the couscous clumps into a clammy mess.

![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2010/08/92571_103365791.jpg "9th Annual InStyle Summer Soiree - Arrivals")

It's... just not right on her, and it's a LOT of shiny, evil satin. Erika, as a Scientologist, should know that Xenu invented satin right before he blew up all his alien subjects near our planet's volcanoes, or whatever. I think even her thetan(s) are like, "You know what? She's pretty, but we're out. Kick us back up to Venus so we can try again."