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# Fug/Fab Face-Off: Victoria Beckham vs. Katie Holmes
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fugfab-face-off-victoria-beckham-vs-katie-holmes/
- Published: 2014-09-26T19:00:14.000Z
- Updated: 2014-09-26T17:49:06.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:39

## Victoria Beckham

![Victoria Beckham](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/ffn_beckham_vic_aar_092514_51539561.xml)

Posh here was addressing the U.N. because she's been named a goodwill ambassador for an AIDS charity. And she looks fabulous in this shot. Really, really sleek. Also, I just wrote "sleen" and "skeel" before I got it right. Sleen would be, what, sleek + clean? It's true. And "skeel" would be... just f'ing nonsense.

## Katie Holmes

![Katie Holmes](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/spl851003_001.xml)

Katie's blue and green blazer ALSO looks smart, but -- and maybe this is just because she's in motion, but outfits should be able to stand up to movement -- the blazer looks askew to the left, and because her top has a seam that bisects her, it underscores this issue. She makes up for it with a good lipstick, though, which is a good salvo in this battle.

## Victoria Beckham

![Victoria Beckham](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/ffn_beckham_vic_aar_092514_51539567.xml)

... and then Posh kind of ruins things by standing up, and revealing that her blazer is insane and may have come from looking like she went shopping at a Shaq-run boutique called Suitille O'Neal's House of Threads.

## Katie Holmes

![Katie Holmes](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/ag046409_02.xml)

Still sort of askew, but the proportions are at least normal. I don't now. Posh looks HILARIOUS and crazy but also cool, and Katie looks relaxed and normal and sane if also safe. WHAT TO DO? That's why the universe invented polls.

[Fug/Fab Face-Off: Victoria Beckham vs. Katie HolmesBack in the day, this might have been a cakewalk for Katie Holmes, but Posh has turned herself into a formidable opponent -- and Katie, less of one. \[poll id="12335"\] \[Photos: AKM-GSI, Fame-Flynet\]![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/ffn_beckham_vic_aar_092514_51539561.xml)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fugfab-face-off-victoria-beckham-vs-katie-holmes-09-2014/)