Victoria Beckham
Posh here was addressing the U.N. because she's been named a goodwill ambassador for an AIDS charity. And she looks fabulous in this shot. Really, really sleek. Also, I just wrote "sleen" and "skeel" before I got it right. Sleen would be, what, sleek + clean? It's true. And "skeel" would be... just f'ing nonsense.
Katie Holmes
Katie's blue and green blazer ALSO looks smart, but -- and maybe this is just because she's in motion, but outfits should be able to stand up to movement -- the blazer looks askew to the left, and because her top has a seam that bisects her, it underscores this issue. She makes up for it with a good lipstick, though, which is a good salvo in this battle.
Victoria Beckham
... and then Posh kind of ruins things by standing up, and revealing that her blazer is insane and may have come from looking like she went shopping at a Shaq-run boutique called Suitille O'Neal's House of Threads.
Katie Holmes
Still sort of askew, but the proportions are at least normal. I don't now. Posh looks HILARIOUS and crazy but also cool, and Katie looks relaxed and normal and sane if also safe. WHAT TO DO? That's why the universe invented polls.