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# Fuggenthood
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fuggenthood082610-08-2010/
- Published: 2010-08-26T13:00:52.000Z
- Updated: 2010-08-25T22:31:44.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:27

At first, I was going to Fug or Fab this.  

![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2010/08/93231_103531526.jpg "2010 Creative Arts Emmy Awards - Arrivals")

Yes, it looks a bit like she's taken a very fancy wine-bottle gift sack and cinched it under her boobs, but in a weird way it's also kind of flattering -- I mean, listen, we're talking about[ Captain Drawstrings](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/2010/08/fugenthood081310.html) here, the [succubus of stretch-satin](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/2010/08/fugenthood081310.html). Sometimes fug is a comparative science, so if I were slipping into my lab coat and safety goggles, I might conclude that this is a win.However, she's betrayed by the microscope:

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2010/08/93231_103531540.jpg "2010 Creative Arts Emmy Awards - Arrivals")

That is one ratty piece of fabric right there. It looks like she ripped it into that shape herself, probably with her teeth, possibly with a force so urgent that it knocked her Carol Channing wig asunder. *Somebody* should've slipped the photographers a Benjamin to stay in a long shot. Things were so much happier then.