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Jennifer Morrison

My first thought: She clearly has the great body for this, but by the same token, if she has a great bod then why did she PUT IT in this? It's not doing anything flattering to her at all -- in fact, it's widening her, while at the same time her right boob makes a run for the border.

Jennifer Morrison

My second thought: HOW DID I NOT NOTICE that this is a JUMPSUIT? And how did she not notice that her feet are not present and accounted for? Er, no present and for which we have not accounted? Damn, that's a mouthful. The other way is better. But I hate using prepositions to end sentences with.

Jennifer Morrison

Third thought: She needed a butt wrangler with a chalk brush. And fourth thought: The back is both kind of cool, and something I expect to see a mouse scurry around before getting super frustrated that nobody has put out its wedge of cheese yet today.

Fuggifer Morrifug
Man, the fugs keep on coming from the LACMA gala. Bless the museums of America. They're both culturally enriching AND they tweak celebrities' craziest nerves. [Photos: Getty]

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