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# Fugging Ball
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fugging-ball-2-09-2013/
- Published: 2013-09-22T14:00:26.000Z
- Updated: 2019-04-28T19:07:57.000Z
- Author: Jessica  
- Tags: fugs, WTF, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:37

Normally, we'd hold this for Monday morning and UNLEASH IT on you just as you got to your desk -- like, as a way to really shake you awake, a concoction more potent than coffee -- but the Emmys are this afternoon and we're all about to get run over by a wave of GOWNS and I didn't want Fug Nation to miss this precious and thoughtful exploration of the boundaries of nudity and artistry in a public forum:

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/181502525.xml "iHeartRadio Music Festival - Day 2 - Backstage")

Your move, Bieber. That Fug Madness Repeat Win is just slipping out of your hands like sands through the hourglass -- an apt metaphor given that Miley's life is currently kind of soap operatic -- and you're acting as if you're powerless, POWERLESS to stop it. Do you think you can fight CIRCULAR PASTIES -- like wee coasters for her nipples -- with [your new mustache](https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/lostinshowbiz/2013/sep/12/justin-biebers-moustache-three-days?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)? STEP UP, KID, or bow down and just give Miley the win now. She's wearing fishnet, stickers, panties, and a polar bear. SHE WANTS THIS.

\[Photo: Getty\]