Jennifer Lawrence

I love the idea of that fun confetti portion of the outfit, but this entire design is egregiously unflattering to her. I want her to be the Girl on Fire, not the girl whose wardrobe I want to SET on fire.

Jennifer Lawrence

This is a Dior Couture gown. And the construction of the top, in the last picture and in this one, looks like a red-tag garment that won't even sell for $18.99 because no one is willing to part with that much money and not be able to return it once they sober up.

Jennifer Lawrence

And the back looks like she's getting out of bed after a tryst. Which is MORE appealing than the front, but... I don't know, that drape in the back might be too large and Goldie Hawn to be sophisticated. I am disappointed. Jennifer is SO MUCH BETTER than this partnership. And the thing is, she's going to make mistakes with other designers, too -- everyone does -- but for the love of God, SOMEONE has to start giving her different choices. Can we orchestrate a prison break? Did Natalie Portman snap up all the better Dior outfits already? Can we call it sabotage? Invent a blood feud? Anything.

Fugging Fire

Well, we're back to Dior. My comment about the runway look was "I think there's a vaccine for that." Jennifer should've taken it. [Photos: Getty]