Kylie Jenner

It's Paper TOWNS, kid, not Paper Gowns.

Kim, Kourtney, Kris, Kylie, Kendall

If there exists video of this photo shoot -- whoops, I mean, Candid Moment In The Life Of A Humble California Family -- then I want someone to cut it to the Melrose Place theme music. Can we also discuss that very few of them appear to believe they are in the same climate? Kim, of course, is in something skintight with a giant overcoat, Kourtney has on a boob frame, Kris looks like Karl Lagerfeld, Kylie is in teeny tiny shorts, and Kendall appears to be in a strapless jumpsuit. I mean, I GUESS if you average it out they are all dressed for the same weather, but the kicker is that none of it is the weather we actually HAD here in LA this weekend.

Kourtney Kardashian

Just in case you doubted me about Kourtney's kleavage. She went ALL IN, by which I mean ALL OUT. Also, I hope Mason didn't secretly need a jacket. Is there Kardashian Koat Kwota, and everyone else filled it without asking him if he was kold?

Fugging Up With The Jenndashians

Earlier, we had J.Lo trying to keep up with these fools, and now we have the originals. Ah, summer: Can't you steal some of the events that clog up awards season, so that it's more spread out? Does the Art of Elysium Whatsit have to happen Golden Globes weekend? Can't the people choose to have the People's Choice Awards sneak into late July? SHARE. [Photos: Fame/Flynet, Getty]