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# Fugging Up with the Kardashifugs
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fugging-up-with-the-kardashifugs-4-08-2012/
- Published: 2012-08-27T15:00:39.000Z
- Updated: 2016-11-10T01:29:08.000Z
- Author: Jessica  
- Tags: fugs, Various Kardashians, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:31

First off, you guys know that I have a fondness for Khloe that can not be denied. She is the only Kardashian with whom I would want to be stuck in an elevator (except Kanye, for obvious -- ahem, sorry, OBVIOUS REASONS AKA IT WOULD BE A GOOD STORY). It makes me crazy whenever I read stories about how she feels like "the ugly Kardashian," both because that must suck for her but also because I think Khloe is totally pretty AND I like her hair parted on the side like this:

![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2012/08/spl429181_010.jpg "Khloe Kardashian-Odom makes her first solo apperance at Kardashian Khaos inside the Mirage Hotel and Casino, to support her and husband Lamar Odom's perfume "Unbreakable", Las Vegas")

But OMG, I seriously just wasted thirty minutes trying to parse her pants. You should never look at a girl's legs and wonder if she's wearing cut-offs layered over leggings layered over another pair of pants. I don't even know how to diagram that sentence, much less put it on my body.