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# Fugging The Distance
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fugging_the_distance081910-08-2010/
- Published: 2010-08-20T08:00:54.000Z
- Updated: 2010-08-19T21:41:20.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: Dialogues, bad hair, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:27

JUSTIN: Hey there, Drew.DREW: Justin! Hi! You're a Mac, and I'm a P.C.!JUSTIN: No, we're not dating anymore, let's not play that game. It's not going to end with the same kind of fun.DREW: I think when the cosmos aligns, fun changes its stripes to a leopard.JUSTIN: ... Okay. Also, can we talk? I feel like I tried to be really dapper here...DREW: You look like you came from my *Mad Men* catalog, which is where dreams give birth.JUSTIN: ... uh-huh... anyway, I went the distance, is what I'm saying. But you look like a static-cling commercial who went the distance while sitting in the engine of the plane:

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2010/08/92901_103462886.jpg "Going The Distance - World Film Premiere: Outside Arrivals")

DREW: Really?JUSTIN: Really. DREW: REALLY?JUSTIN: Really.DREW: Oh, JUSTIN!

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2010/08/92901_103459086.jpg "Going The Distance - World Premiere - Inside Arrivals")

JUSTIN: Wait, you're... happy about that!DREW: Of course I am, because this movie is about distance, and going across it, because love is the flame that the Heavens shoots on us and says, "Find your own bucket, Starfire."JUSTIN: And?DREW: And so my hair represents a kind of passion that's crispy like burnt toast, because at the end of the day, all that matters is whether your headstone can say, "She was a cannibal for love."JUSTIN: You want your tombstone to imply that you ate people?DREW: In the sense that I'm a really good, mellow, thinking person, yes. I was love's dinner and it was my dessert.JUSTIN: I don't think I understand any of these words in that order. AND I'm not sure about your makeup.DREW: Listen, squirt, if it wasn't for me you'd be hawking iMacs to college students with your hands in your pockets and torn sneakers. So get out of your dreams and into my car, you dig?JUSTIN: ... Wait, that actually made me kind of hot for you. Is that Mac/PC game still on the table?DREW: It is on a placemat woven of cheese and cosmic soul fibers that--JUSTIN: Okay, let's do this thing before I change my mind.