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# Fugging With the Stars:
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fugging_with_the_stars110310-11-2010/
- Published: 2010-11-03T09:00:00.000Z
- Updated: 2010-11-02T19:29:34.000Z
- Author: Jessica  
- Tags: lace, wearing black, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:27, Kelly Osbourne

I am so confused, honestly:  
  
![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2010/11/96281_spl223331_106.jpg "200th Episode of Dancing with the Stars Party - Los Angeles")

  
a) Kelly Osbourne didn't get re-inducted into the current cast of *Dancing With the Stars*, right? She's just going to their party and enjoying being an alumni, correct? Because, in that case:  
  
b) why is she wearing what is seriously a ballroom dancing costume? Albeit a glum one. Like one you'd wear if you were dancing to a super melancholy song, like if it were Morrissey night.  
  
c) and how do they handle it on E's *Fashion Police* when a MEMBER of the Fashion Police gets ticketed by the Fashion Police? Is Joan Rivers going to make Kelly arrest herself? This whole thing is so existential.  
  
d) I kind of miss Kelly's wigs. There, I said it.