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# Fuggle Ball
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fuggle-ball/
- Published: 2013-12-10T20:00:54.000Z
- Updated: 2013-12-10T06:12:57.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:35

## Selena Gomez

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/453210983.xml)

Yes, wear that wig, Selena, and hope most of the world doesn't realize it's you. And no, they're not going to make Pretty Woman Live on NBC next year, so you won't need this Bride of Stripperstein getup ever again.

## Ariana Grande

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/453184157.xml)

Seriously, was Virgin/Whore a prescription written to all the female performers? It's eerily similar to Selena's outfit. But considering this girl looks all of fourteen or fifteen sometimes, it's even more alarming on her. It comes off as the featured pages in a *Your Coy Underage Fantasy* catalog.

## Selena Gomez

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/453164153.xml)

I've never been so happy to see a jumpsuit. Technically, I've never been happy to see a jumpsuit, period, but you feel me.

## Flo Rida

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/454598841.xml)

It occurs to me that surely SOME basketball team actually will play in promotional beaded jerseys someday. RIght?

## Flo Rida

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/453165271.xml)

This feels like something Gwen Stefani would approve of... thank God Flo Rida at least kept it interesting.

## Pitbull

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/453643897.xml)

I said on Twitter during the Billboard awards that Pitbull comes off like that "uncle" who felt comfortable hitting on all your much-younger friends when you were in high school and college. I stand by that even though I've since discovered he claims he's 32\. And not 42, which is what I thought. (We'll SEE.)

## Austin Mahone

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/453621179.xml)

Someone please tell him Bieber already did this.

## Enrique Iglesias

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/454593601.xml)

I would suggest that he's not even trying, but isn't this what he always wears? Maybe he's NEVER been trying.

## Jason Derulo

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/453164001.xml)

That's right, rip it off. It wasn't much of a shirt in the first place.

[Fuggle BallAh, the Jingle Ball(s). So far, they're just Dudes Barely Trying and then girls in thigh-highs. I'm discomfited. \[Photos: Getty\]![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/453210983.xml)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fuggle-ball-12-2013/)