Lady Gaga

I imagine her having to be carried everywhere in a hearse -- so she can be lain down -- or in a horse trailer, so she can stand and not sit.

Lady Gaga

This is totally on Kim Kardashian's dream board.

Lady Gaga

And this is probably on Ke$ha's. Snout included.

Lady Gaga

This isn't even that BAD. I might like the suit. I might want Kristen Stewart to wear it, with a substitution for the bra and completely ignoring the glasses because: no.

Lady Gaga

DOUBLE NO. Seriously, please stop forcing people to be ocularly intimate with you. I realize that by sharing this picture I am perpetuating said ocular intimacy into some kind of horror orgy, but a) I don't want to suffer alone, and b) the first thing I said.

Fuggy BlahBlah

I hope those are coming from where we're meant to think they are, if only because SURELY that will backfire on her in splendid fashion. [Photos: WENN]