Justin Bieber
I mean... SURELY he is doing this in jest. Where do you even FIND pants with an ass space that billowy but legs that tight? Who made those pants? Mr. Tall?
Justin Bieber
And this is totally him SCOOTING DOWN THE PANTS, right? I am not sure I can handle this if it's not some dumb performance art wherein he considers himself the male Lady Gaga. So, I guess, Lord Gaga.
Justin Bieber
On a very special Family Matters, a bored Dennis the Menace kidnaps Steve Urkel and tries to steal his life.
Justin Bieber
Kid, you can take the brand sticker off your lenses. Really. In fact, they might beg you to. Also, welcome to the Village People. No headbutting with your hat on.
Justin Bieber
I am concerned Justin Bieber got on the back of Todd Wilkins' motorcycle and they crashed and he woke up thinking he was Katy Perry.
Justin Bieber
THOSE ARE YOUR PANTIES AND YOU ARE NOT WEARING A SHIRT PUT ON YOUR SHIRT OH MY GOD MY THREE-YEAR OLDS ARE BETTER AT THIS THAN YOU ARE AND ONE OF THEM JUST TRIED TO ATTACK ME WITH PIZZA CRUST THAT HE TOLD ME WAS DARTH VADER'S PA-CHOO SHIP. RECONSIDER.