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# Casual Fuggerday: Rihanna
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fughanna-6-02-2014/
- Published: 2014-02-01T19:00:53.000Z
- Updated: 2014-01-31T21:52:53.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: Candids, Casual Fuggerday, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:37

I've decided Rihanna needs new hair. She hasn't looked all that stoked by the long 'do she's sporting right now, although to be fair to this picture, I ALSO hardly ever look stoked when I'm walking through a parking lot.

[![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/112142pcn_pregrammy07.xml "Rihanna")](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2014/01/112142PCN%5FPregrammy07.jpg?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

Maybe she is just second-guessing wearing a ridiculous faux-Varsity jacket that looks like it was cut for Shaquille O'Neal. I've always thought that once you're outside high school -- or maybe college if you were on an NCAA team, I guess -- it was weird to wear anything resembling one of these, and a version with Elephantitis of the Trunk is not doing anything to convince me otherwise.

It's also super-branded on the back:

[![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/112142pcn_pregrammy10.xml "Rihanna")](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2014/01/112142PCN%5FPregrammy10.jpg?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

I can't believe anyone actually claimed that *once*, much less three times.

\[Photos: Pacific Coast News\]