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# Fugja Rubik
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fugja-rubik-05-2012/
- Published: 2012-05-29T21:00:59.000Z
- Updated: 2016-05-20T23:38:16.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: fugs, Cannes, Cannes 2012, super(and unsuper)models, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:31

If you were wondering to whom I referred in the Reese Witherspoon post, when I referenced panty-flashing, then allow Anja Rubik to answer that:

[![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/05/145283181.jpg "Anja Rubik")](https://gofugyourself.com/fugja-rubik-05-2012/cosmopolis-premiere-65th-annual-cannes-film-festival?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

Girl, please. You have spent a lot of time and energy this year trying to be as nakedly clothed as possible, putting -- as I am too often fond of saying -- the "moron" in "oxymoron." If you'd put half that effort into biosciences, society might have kicked the common cold for good by now.

I mean:

[![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2012/05/145349602.jpg "Anja Rubik")](https://gofugyourself.com/fugja-rubik-05-2012/closing-ceremony-therese-desqueyroux-premiere-65th-annual-cannes-film-festival-4?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

There is definitely something cool and artistic about this dress; it's just that a) it's working so very hard to make you stare at her crotch, yet b) it's leotard-based, so as optical illusions go, it's not even a very good one. Imagine if the effort in cutting that material (leather?) had been matched in building it into a dress that was itself the art, as opposed to just the frame for her upper thighs. Sigh.

\[Photos: Getty\]