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# Fuglena Gomez
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fuglena-gomez-06-2012/
- Published: 2012-06-11T21:00:34.000Z
- Updated: 2012-06-13T18:54:23.000Z
- Author: Jessica  
- Tags: fugs, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:31

You can just see the wheels turning in poor Selena's head.

![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2012/06/146040677.jpg "Selena Gomez Fragrance Launch")

"This seemed like such a good idea when they said they were costuming me for a remake of the seminal Esther Williams film *Million Dollar Mermaid* and I was wearing this to descend into a pool, singing, hanging onto a trapeze. But for the launch of my new perfume...let's just say I have concerns. A cardigan doesn't fix EVERYTHING, you guys. At least let me sign these perfume bottles out by the pool."