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# Fuglene Woodley
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fuglene-woodley-03-2012/
- Published: 2012-03-13T19:00:53.000Z
- Updated: 2012-03-14T17:01:02.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: fugs, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:30

Oh, Shailene. Don't give up YET.

[![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2012/03/141201670.jpg "Shailene Woodley")](https://gofugyourself.com/fuglene-woodley-03-2012/premiere-of-lionsgates-the-hunger-games-arrivals-5?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

You're young. Unlike with us, Intern George will probably return your phone calls. And your *Secret Life* contract won't last forever. There are, after all, only so many times your character can cycle through the same sexual drama with the same bouffanted boys whose sperm has a surreal potency. Although, actually *Bold and the Beautiful* has existed FOREVER based on one character cycling through the same sexual drama with the same semi-bouffanted men whose sperm has a surreal potency, so... Let's set that argument aside, and instead just lament that you're wearing a satin pot pourri sack, and then ball it up and shove it back in your drawer to scent up your unmentionables and never discuss it again.

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