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# Fugley Cyrus
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fugley-cyrus-04-2012/
- Published: 2012-04-18T15:00:33.000Z
- Updated: 2012-04-17T19:48:29.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: Candids, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:30

This was NOT at Coachella (thank God!) and yet it probably should have been:

[![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2012/04/76361pcn_miley05.jpg "Miley Cyrus")](https://gofugyourself.com/fugley-cyrus-04-2012/miley-skull-dress-miley-cyrus-shows-off-her-legs-in-a-short-skull-design-dress-as-she-goes-to-pilates-class-2?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

Listen, Miley. Just because it's shorts, and there is a little fabric perenium yoking front to back, does not mean it still can't be TOO SHORT in a very yelpy and capsy way. Also, it's insane. I think that's what He-Man sees behind his eyelids when he sleeps, assuming he isn't busy having nightmares about forgetting to buy enough "Just For Men: Sunshine Formula" and thus blowing his whole carefully crafted cover identity.

\[Photo: Pacific Coast News\]