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# Fuglicia Keys
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fuglicia-keys-2-09-2013/
- Published: 2013-09-04T21:00:56.000Z
- Updated: 2013-09-03T21:23:48.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: fugs, performances, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:37

I really wish this were Anne Hathaway, and we could still write parody *Les Miserables* lyrics.

[![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/178659560.xml "Alicia Keys")](https://gofugyourself.com/?attachment%5Fid=887171&ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

Because I would cut right to the climax to sing, loudly, "Now I must fug Alicia KEEEEEEYS / Heed, please, the eye of this beholder //'Cause there are PANTS that cannot BEEEEEEEE // and there are wangs we should not polterrrrrrrr."

Aha, but I didn't let life kill the fug I dreamed. I just did it anyway. I bet Fantine wishes she'd thought of that.

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