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# Fuglie Minogue
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fuglie-minogue-2/
- Published: 2012-10-12T19:00:15.000Z
- Updated: 2012-10-12T04:43:47.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:31

## Kylie Minogue

![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2012/10/153944958.jpg)

Face? Great. Hair? Lovely. And look how pretty this could have been, were it not... what it is. Sigh. She's dressed like she's trying to be Dita Von Teese. Although I guess in some ways, she is the Australian/adopted Brit equivalent, but with more No. 1 hits and fewer nude frolics in giant glasses of Champagne.

## Kylie Minogue

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/10/spl446363_011.jpg)

This is... not flattering when she does Red Carpet Standard Pose No. 1: Incontinence.

## Kylie Minogue

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/10/spl446670_003.jpg)

For real, that is a swimsuit. under there. An Olde Tymey one. That sucker is from back when they were called "bathing costumes."

## Kylie Minogue

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/10/spl446592_011.jpg)

I don't really hate this, although the hued animal print has never been my favorite. It's like she's a very cold cheetah.

## Kylie Minogue

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/10/spl446147_009.jpg)

The leather coat here is sort of interesting, but I'm more concerned about why her pants are made of dark Ace bandages -- she's like a mummy who refreshed her wrappings in haste for a friend's embalming ceremony. That, or they're REALLY ineffective soft restraints.

[Fuglie MinogueHey Kylie. It's been awhile. But given the clothing options deployed here, I kind of wish we weren't meeting again. Is that wrong? I just want what's best for you, and this is not it. \[Photos: Getty, Splash\]![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2012/10/153944958.jpg)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fuglie-minogue-2-10-2012/)