Kylie Minogue
Face? Great. Hair? Lovely. And look how pretty this could have been, were it not... what it is. Sigh. She's dressed like she's trying to be Dita Von Teese. Although I guess in some ways, she is the Australian/adopted Brit equivalent, but with more No. 1 hits and fewer nude frolics in giant glasses of Champagne.
Kylie Minogue
This is... not flattering when she does Red Carpet Standard Pose No. 1: Incontinence.
Kylie Minogue
For real, that is a swimsuit. under there. An Olde Tymey one. That sucker is from back when they were called "bathing costumes."
Kylie Minogue
I don't really hate this, although the hued animal print has never been my favorite. It's like she's a very cold cheetah.
Kylie Minogue
The leather coat here is sort of interesting, but I'm more concerned about why her pants are made of dark Ace bandages -- she's like a mummy who refreshed her wrappings in haste for a friend's embalming ceremony. That, or they're REALLY ineffective soft restraints.