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# Fuglish
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fuglish-05-2011/
- Published: 2011-05-16T16:00:14.000Z
- Updated: 2016-05-20T23:39:37.000Z
- Author: Jessica  
- Tags: Awards & Galas, Cannes, Cannes 2011, jumpsuit, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:30

Paz Vega is so gorgeous, but she's one of those celebrities whose existence I keep thinking is semi-fictional. You remember like six hundred years ago,[ ](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Allegra%5FColeman?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)[*Esquire* "invented" a starlet and wrote a whole article about her and her, like, scandalous affair with David Schwimmer, and presented her as a real up-and-comer, but of course it was all a stunt, and the actress they chose to play the starlet was Ali Larter](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Allegra%5FColeman?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)? (Speaking of things you couldn't really do now that the Internet exists.) Every time I see Paz Vega, I think she's the next iteration of this, and instead of the Hollywood Blonde, they're doing a take on the Penelope Cruz. But, of course, she is real:

[![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2011/05/114177103.jpg ""Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides" Premiere - 64th Annual Cannes Film Festival")](https://gofugyourself.com/fuglish-05-2011/pirates-of-the-caribbean-on-stranger-tides-premiere-64th-annual-cannes-film-festival?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

It goes without saying, I think, that I wish desperately that this jumpsuit were also just a figment of someone's imagination.