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# Fuglissa (and sometimes Fablissa) George
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fuglissa-and-sometimes-fablissa-george/
- Published: 2011-03-17T21:00:25.000Z
- Updated: 2011-03-17T18:12:55.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:27

## Melissa George

![Melissa George](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2011/03/melissageorge_wenn3199286.jpg)

Seriously, what IS that? It's not a belt. It's not a cummerbund. It's a lap ruffle. A navel-saver. A championship belt for people who like to box with really expensive fabric samples.

## Melissa George

![Melissa George](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2011/03/melissageorge_wenn3197261.jpg)

This is a total scrolldown for me: I don't hate what's going on with the dress, but when we get to those awful shoes that make her feet look enormous, I want to cry. That may be my least favorite style of shoe ever, aside from the flip-flop/thong sandal (although that island is a very lonely one; at least my husband is on it with me, thank God).

## Melissa George

![Melissa George](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2011/03/melissageorge_FNP_EW_0173493.jpg)

I kind of like this dress, although I think the shoes are too informal for it, and she needs color on her toes. Also not sure about the lipstick, though it's brave, to be sure - and better than that bright orange she had in the first picture. In all, I might not want to marry this look, but I'd definitely take it on a few dates and maybe try to hook up with it to see if there are sparks.

## Melissa George

![Melissa George](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2011/03/melissageorge_110267053.jpg)

This is so CLUNKY. Does that dress under there even fit, or is it just a foil tent? Is that why she's wearing the jacket with belled sleeves that look like pants John Travolta wore in the '70s -- to cover how ill-fitting the dress is? Sorry, MG. It didn't work.

## Melissa George

![Melissa George](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2011/03/melissageorge_FNP_EW_0173500.jpg)

And finally, because ABSOLUTELY EVERYONE is doing it, MG brought the sheer.It's actually not awful on her, but... BUT...

## Melissa George

![Melissa George](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2011/03/melissageorge_110109731.jpg)

Ah, sideboob, you scamp.

[Fuglissa (and sometimes Fablissa) GeorgePerennial Fug Madness contender Melissa George didn't make the cut this year, but she's been very busy lately trying to make a case for herself for 2012 -- beginning with this tube dress that's been mated with a grapevine and a ruffle she covertly chopped out of a drawing room at Windsor Castle. Even the lady in the picture with her seems to be leaning away, all, "When the bobbies come for you I want to be WELL out of truncheon range." \[Photos: Flynet, Getty, WENN.com\]![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2011/03/melissageorge_wenn3199286.jpg)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fuglissa-and-sometimes-fablissa-george-03-2011/)