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Melissa George

Melissa George

Seriously, what IS that? It's not a belt. It's not a cummerbund. It's a lap ruffle. A navel-saver. A championship belt for people who like to box with really expensive fabric samples.

Melissa George

Melissa George

This is a total scrolldown for me: I don't hate what's going on with the dress, but when we get to those awful shoes that make her feet look enormous, I want to cry. That may be my least favorite style of shoe ever, aside from the flip-flop/thong sandal (although that island is a very lonely one; at least my husband is on it with me, thank God).

Melissa George

Melissa George

I kind of like this dress, although I think the shoes are too informal for it, and she needs color on her toes. Also not sure about the lipstick, though it's brave, to be sure - and better than that bright orange she had in the first picture. In all, I might not want to marry this look, but I'd definitely take it on a few dates and maybe try to hook up with it to see if there are sparks.

Melissa George

Melissa George

This is so CLUNKY. Does that dress under there even fit, or is it just a foil tent? Is that why she's wearing the jacket with belled sleeves that look like pants John Travolta wore in the '70s -- to cover how ill-fitting the dress is? Sorry, MG. It didn't work.

Melissa George

Melissa George

And finally, because ABSOLUTELY EVERYONE is doing it, MG brought the sheer.It's actually not awful on her, but... BUT...

Melissa George

Melissa George

Ah, sideboob, you scamp.

Fuglissa (and sometimes Fablissa) George
Perennial Fug Madness contender Melissa George didn't make the cut this year, but she's been very busy lately trying to make a case for herself for 2012 -- beginning with this tube dress that's been mated with a grapevine and a ruffle she covertly chopped out of a drawing room at Windsor Castle. Even the lady in the picture with her seems to be leaning away, all, "When the bobbies come for you I want to be WELL out of truncheon range." [Photos: Flynet, Getty, WENN.com]

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