
Seriously, what IS that? It's not a belt. It's not a cummerbund. It's a lap ruffle. A navel-saver. A championship belt for people who like to box with really expensive fabric samples.

This is a total scrolldown for me: I don't hate what's going on with the dress, but when we get to those awful shoes that make her feet look enormous, I want to cry. That may be my least favorite style of shoe ever, aside from the flip-flop/thong sandal (although that island is a very lonely one; at least my husband is on it with me, thank God).

I kind of like this dress, although I think the shoes are too informal for it, and she needs color on her toes. Also not sure about the lipstick, though it's brave, to be sure - and better than that bright orange she had in the first picture. In all, I might not want to marry this look, but I'd definitely take it on a few dates and maybe try to hook up with it to see if there are sparks.

This is so CLUNKY. Does that dress under there even fit, or is it just a foil tent? Is that why she's wearing the jacket with belled sleeves that look like pants John Travolta wore in the '70s -- to cover how ill-fitting the dress is? Sorry, MG. It didn't work.

And finally, because ABSOLUTELY EVERYONE is doing it, MG brought the sheer.It's actually not awful on her, but... BUT...

Ah, sideboob, you scamp.
