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# Fugloose
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fugloose-4-04-2012/
- Published: 2012-04-19T20:00:03.000Z
- Updated: 2012-04-19T16:32:29.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: fugs, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:30, Julianne Hough

At least Julianne doesn't look strangely forty, but that doesn't mean there aren't problems here.

[![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2012/04/spl383345_1421.jpg "Julianne Hough")](https://gofugyourself.com/fugloose-4-04-2012/us-weekly-hot-hollywood-style-issue-los-angeles-3?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

That lipstick doesn't work in this context, and I don't actually think the shoes do either. But the dress is just... a dress, maybe slightly squishy on the boobs but otherwise too yawny to induce much comment -- not even a labored joke about the quality of her triple salchow.

And then:

[![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/04/spl383345_139.jpg "Julianne Hough")](https://gofugyourself.com/fugloose-4-04-2012/us-weekly-hot-hollywood-style-issue-los-angeles?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

As Dick Button would say, in a tone dripping with sarcasm, "Well, that's... *pleasant*."

I am referring of course to the fact that she clearly forgot to bronze the sides of her feet. Why, what else did you think I meant?

\[Photos: Splash\]