MIley Cyrus

In her Tweet here, Miley apparently noted that it was a crazy pants day. I don't want to get into semantics about her definition of "pants," as I'm pretty sure this girl owns a totally different fashion dictionary than most of the planet anyway, and that her thesaurus is equal gibberish. No, the real issue is that she apparently felt COMPLETELY FINE about that shirt, which is not so much a shirt as a giant Kleenex.

Miley Cyrus

Those shorts are bad. The Doc Martens... okay, look, 16-year old me is really jealous of those. But WHAT IS GOING ON WITH HER HOUSE. Or whomever's house this is. It looks like a dorm room. Either someone's pet ran roughshod over that room, or there was recently a raging party, or both. Is Liam Hemsworth shooting Catching Fire, already? Where IS he in all this? What is going on there? Why are you SHOWING people this? The tweet apparently said, "Muahhhhh," and that's it. I... do not.

Miley Cyrus

And this is the hair. Hey, I am all for playing with your hair -- it's fixable, and not life-ruinous -- but I wonder if Liam was surprised to wake up one day engaged to Kate Gosselin.

Miley Cyrus

From this angle -- and in this lighting -- it's actually quite flattering to her beautiful big eyes. And the movie Never Been Kissed is an eternal example of why I can't stand bleached-to-match eyebrows, so I'm actually happy Miley didn't go that route. But in the end, I'm not sure this exactly works long-term. Bleached yellow hair rarely does, no matter what the early seasons of ANTM try to preach. And there's something VERY psychologically interesting to me about a girl who spent a lot of time trying to look like a young sophisticate on the red carpet, then got engaged, THEN suddenly ran out and chopped off her hair and radically dyeing it so that she looks punk. It certainly implies a person who is a) trying to get things out of her system, or b) not quite ready for all this grown-up change. Which, you know what? That's fine. She's NINETEEN. What's the rush? Live a little, dye your hair, chop it off, be an idiot if you must. (And keep wearing bad pants, because Fug Madness thrives on it.) Make mistakes. It's okay. Just choose the ones you make wisely. I am putting the odds of this marriage happening at... well, VERY VERY LONG.

Fugly Cyrus/Fug or Fab the Makeover

I don't feel weird spotlighting these Twitpics because: a) they were also made available by a professional photo service, and b) Miley Cyrus has eight million Twitter followers, so clearly, she's not going to feel like we've hijacked a precious private moment. You don't Tweet something you don't want the world to see, unless you are incredibly misinformed as to what Twitter is. And she's no social media dunce, so obviously she felt good about that shirt. Which... says a lot. Really, this is a backdoor into the topic of her new hairdo, but bless her for sharing it with the world along with some really terrible outfits. Keep bein' Miley, yo. [poll id="8281"] [Photos: Bauer-Griffin]