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# Fugly, Fully Loaded
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fugly-fully-loaded-3-12-2013/
- Published: 2013-12-17T22:00:35.000Z
- Updated: 2013-12-17T05:58:59.000Z
- Author: Jessica  
- Tags: fugs, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:37

Okay, this isn't that terrible, except for one point:

[![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/457210407.xml ""Just Sing It" Launch Event")](https://gofugyourself.com/?attachment%5Fid=986611&ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

SHE'S SERIOUSLY BEEN WEARING LEGGINGS FOR LIKE SIX STRAIGHT YEARS NOW. [Look at her archives, look at her choices](https://gofugyourself.com/celebs/lindsay-lohan?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)!

Lindsay. Somewhere deep down in the bottom of my dark, grinchy heart, I still want you to succeed. And so here is some advice -- free! From me to you. You're filming a reality show for OWN. Have someone (*not* your mom) call Oprah and ask for a pants allowance, okay? How can you break free of the drama of the past half-decade (the car-jacking! The DUIs! The fleeing the country! The pretending you lost your passport! The...everything else!) if you CAN'T BREAK FREE OF THE LEGGINGS.

Happy holidays, dollface.