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# Fugly Monsfugs
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fugly-monsfugs-07-2012/
- Published: 2012-07-12T15:00:15.000Z
- Updated: 2012-07-12T19:24:15.000Z
- Author: Jessica  
- Tags: Candids, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:31

Who DOESN'T go out for dinner dressed like a blind bondage enthusiast who's recently been awarded a minor belt by the nice people at the World Wrestling Whatever It's Call Now?

![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2012/07/ffn_gaga_lady_vah_071012_50829257.jpg "Lady GaGa Leaving Mr. Chow")

NOTHING is more polite to your fellow dinners, also, than sticking your nipple right into their eye-line when they're just trying to eat their Caesar salad in freaking peace. And nothing is more fun for YOU, the diner/wrestler, than getting to look down at your stomach being bisected by electrical tape just when the dessert tray comes around. TRULY, this is what fine-dining looks like!