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# Fugly Movie V
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fugly-movie-v-04-2013/
- Published: 2013-04-12T18:00:50.000Z
- Updated: 2013-04-12T05:11:47.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: fugs, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:35

The cast of this movie is such a Casserole of Hmm: It includes Charlie Sheen, Simon Rex, Lindsay Lohan, Darrell Hammond, Snoop Dogg, Molly Shannon, and Ashley Tisdale, a group that reads more like the random participants in a future reality special (*Roller Derby With The Stars*, say, or *Silver Bongs: A Very Snoop-y Christmas*, or *Celebrity Judo*) than of an actual movie.

And I had assumed Lindsay Lohan would show up and vamp it up the most, to celebrate her return to the big screen since -- wait for it -- *Machete* in 2010 (although that wasn't really a LiLo joint; her last actual major role was 2007's *I Know Who Killed Me*, which... YOU DID THIS TO YOURSELF, CHILD, and I *don't* think you know that). But no: Ashley Tisdale is the one here who went full vixen:

[![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/166350614.xml "Ashley Tisdale")](https://gofugyourself.com/?attachment%5Fid=785071&ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

Perhaps she is hoping her witchy ensemble will cast a spell on producers and compel them to hire her for things that aren't Version 5.0 of a marginal parody. She was cute on *Hellcats*; how come The CW hasn't lured her to her death on *Vampire Diaries*, or stuck her on *90210* for a two-episode arc as Someone Who Goes Crazy (it's their specialty)? Actually, nobody in that cast has turned up anywhere else on that network, which is a strange sign because -- as I will expound upon later this afternoon in another post -- the CW's specialty is getting super attached to people and then littering the lineup with them.

Anyway: The dress looks like a crazy person is slowly peeling it off of her. It's insane. It's so Maleficent. (Is there a better Evildoer name than Maleficent? It's even fun to say. Try it. Repeatedly.) Let's look at it from the side:

[![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/166350674.xml "Ashley Tisdale")](https://gofugyourself.com/?attachment%5Fid=785081&ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

The thing is, if you don't use illusion netting, you're a rogue step, wiggle, or snapped seam away from flashing your assets; if you do use netting, everyone thinks, "Wow, that's some wrinkly cheap-ass Twelfth Place In Skating Junior Regionals netting." In short, it's a lose-lose proposition. Which, when you're co-starring with a dude whose catchphrase is "WINNING," seems like a missed opportunity to teach him what winning actually is.

\[Photos: Getty\]