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# Fuglyn Nine-Nine: Eva Longoria
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fuglyn-nine-nine-eva-longoria-05-2015/
- Published: 2015-05-21T20:00:09.000Z
- Updated: 2015-05-21T03:45:42.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: fugs, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:44

To some people's eyes this might just be a creamy halter dress.

![eva longoria in monaco](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2015/05/ffn_champseed_party_chp_051915_51748674.jpg "Eva Longoria")

But all I can see when I look at her torso is a necktie made of flesh. You can understand how that might spoil the mood.

\[Photo: Fame/Flynet\]