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# Fugneth Paltrow (with RDJ Sauce)
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fugneth-paltrow-with-rdj-sauce/
- Published: 2013-04-25T16:00:24.000Z
- Updated: 2013-04-26T22:06:55.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:35

## Gwyneth Paltrow

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/167371640.xml)

If the skirt weren't sheer, we might be having a different conversation right now, because the weirdo poncho and cummerbund REALLY appeal to the part of me that loves melodrama, and wants to imagine Gwyneth sitting at home at her antique typewriter, sipping a cleansing juice from fruit she just pressed with her own legs like a Thighmaster, plotting to take over the world and eliminate complex carbohydrates.

## Gwyneth Paltrow

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/167372819.xml)

But, it is sheer. I see pelvic bone. Repeat: SHE IS WEARING HER PELVIC BONE AS AN ACCESSORY. I feel like she's thinking, "Come on, dude. I'm giving full groin realness over here and you choose NOW to be straight-faced and silent and businesslike?!?"

## Gwyneth Paltrow

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/167371635.xml)

IT'S NOT EVEN EXPENSIVE-LOOKING OR FLATTERING SHEERNESS. IT'S LIKE SOMEONE SLAUGHERED SEVERAL PAIRS OF L'EGGS.

## Gwyneth Paltrow

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/167383889.xml)

Imagine it black. Imagine it white, like the front. Or navy, like the back. But no. It HAD to be an episode of *What Would J.Lo Do*.

## Robert Downey Jr.

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/167372265.xml)

No, Robert. I cannot take your hand and go on this journey with you. *Iron Man 2* was terrible and I REFUSE to let your lovely suit hypnotize me into being less crabby about GOOP's buttock windows. No sir.

[Fugneth Paltrow (with RDJ Sauce)Once again, Gwyneth whips out something totally interesting and yet TOTALLY DERANGED. \[Photos: Getty\]![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/167371640.xml)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fugneth-paltrow-with-rdj-sauce-04-2013/)