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# Fugney Love
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fugney-love-2-05-2011/
- Published: 2011-05-20T17:00:33.000Z
- Updated: 2016-05-20T23:39:34.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: Dialogues, Cannes, Cannes 2011, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:30

COURTNEY: Psst. Dude.

KARL: What is this 'dude'? I am not naked.

COURTNEY: Whatever, dude. Listen, where's the beer? You gotta be packin', right?

KARL: Slang is the suitcase of the damned, my dear. CHECK IT.

COURTNEY: ... So you're saying you don't have any?

KARL: Why would I? Your addlepated mind pricks like a rosebush. SNIP.

COURTNEY: "Lager"feld? Come on, dude. You expect me to think that doesn't mean something?

KARL: It does mean something. It means I am the king and you are riding in a carriage of regret.

COURTNEY: Wow. What a waste, man. I mean, take me. I am Courtney Love. And so what do I give you all?

[](https://gofugyourself.com/fugney-love-2-05-2011/amfar-gala-red-carpet-arrivals-64th-annual-cannes-film-festival-3?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

COURTNEY: MEEEEE. To LOVE. I GIVE YOU LOVE.

KARL: Return to sender.

COURTNEY: You're no fun.

KARL: You know what is not fun? Swans stuffed into wedding gowns. Boobs coming out of hibernation. A tulle rain. Sweatpants. Sewage martinis.

COURTNEY: I smell what you're fryin'.

KARL: Karl does not cook. Karl only consumes. The human psyche is my cutting board. Your dress is my salad. DRIFT.

[![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2011/05/courtneylove_Karllagerfeld114414107.jpg "Courtney Love and Karl Lagerfeld")](https://gofugyourself.com/fugney-love-2-05-2011/amfar-gala-red-carpet-arrivals-64th-annual-cannes-film-festival?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

COURTNEY: So I'm guessing you don't want to go find somebody with a hip flask.

KARL: Go now, and return to me when you are someone else.