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# Fugnt: Sienna Miller in Rodarte
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fugnt-sienna-miller-in-rodarte-10-2015/
- Published: 2015-10-21T15:00:23.000Z
- Updated: 2015-10-21T05:17:20.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: fugs, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:44

The limp hair and makeup, and nonexistent styling, are sad enough here.

![sienna miller burnt premiere new york](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2015/10/ffn_sienna_miller_ggff_102015_51884014.jpg "Sienna Miller ")

But seeing this limp *Dynasty on Ice* disaster only serves to remind me that there never will BE a *Dynasty on Ice*, and so the touching frozen *pas de trois* between Blake, Alexis, and Krystle that I've longed to see -- or the solo "Steven Discovers That His Tenderness Transcends Gender," much less the gripping Hate Candles interlude, starring Claudia Blaisdel and her lighter of rage -- will never be a reality. So now I'm uncaptivated AND flat-out bummed.

\[Photo: Getty\]