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# Fugopolis
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fugopolis-08-2012/
- Published: 2012-08-16T20:00:55.000Z
- Updated: 2012-08-21T17:08:24.000Z
- Author: Jessica  
- Tags: Man Fugs, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:31

"Sorry, you guys."

![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2012/08/150319679.jpg "TimesTalks Presents: David Cronenberg And Robert Pattinson")

"[I know I was doing so well](https://gofugyourself.com/well-playedish-robert-pattinson-08-2012?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io), but now I think I might be backsliding. I've been wearing this shirt for three days. I can't manage to eat anything other than ice cream. [My fly's undone](https://www.eonline.com/news/338349/don-t-look-now-is-robert-pattinson-s-zipper-down?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io), and I had to wear this hat because I forgot how to shower and I'm too distraught to figure out how to take it off my head. Because I'm too busy obsessing over how AWKWARD the *Twilight* press junket is going to be. Lautner bet me five dollars that K Stew won't even show up but could I be that lucky and also that might make me sad at the same time and I'll give YOU five dollars if you can tell me where I put down my water bottle to take this picture and also that's not water BREAKING UP IS HARD TO DO."