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# Fugper Perafug
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fugper-perafug-07-2013/
- Published: 2013-07-24T18:00:28.000Z
- Updated: 2016-11-17T01:00:30.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: Candids, WTF, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:37

Welcome to another future band name: Piper Perabo's Deadly Shorts.

[![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/spl583343_008.xml "Piper Perabo")](https://gofugyourself.com/?attachment%5Fid=860351&ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

From the waist up, she's Nellie Oleson; from waist to knee, she's riding in the Tour de Pants, a grueling bike race in which athletes are asked to compete wearing the most awkward, ill-advised trousers imaginable. In the heat of summer it may take hours to peel those off, and once she does, well, [may I present Ross from *Friends* and his pants paste](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OBrCZQO6-o4&noredirect=1&ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io) as a cautionary tale. Advice: Just cut yourself out of them and call them disposable. You do not want Pants Paste to happen to you.

\[Photo: Splash\]