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# Fugron Man
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fugron-man-06-2013/
- Published: 2013-06-18T17:00:31.000Z
- Updated: 2013-06-17T23:48:40.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: fugs, wearing white, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:35, Gwyneth Paltrow

I'm assuming this week's GOOP will be all about cool ways to spend less than $450,000 on your First Communion.

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But, psst, I'm not sure Christ is down with his newcomers bringing both nip and navel with them to the altar (WHY can I see them here?). I'm also pretty sure there's a verse somewhere in which J.C. complains to John about mock turtlenecks -- something about "be not tempted to mimic the nape-draperies of college football coaches." Trust.

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